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in real life:
my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death
the best youtube comment
IM LAUGHING TOO HARD AT THIS OLD PANEL ITS LIKE A HAND JUST BURSTS FROM DAVES HEAD AND THEN CHERRIES
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
"hey I like this character let me go look them up"
"well okay then"
*story of my life plays faintly in the background*
what kind of math do trees do