weeeesnawww

i did the thing.

azizansafari:

so i got my teeth whitened today

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the-chandelier-swing:

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fake-mermaid:

intensional:

i left the house today to hang out with my friends and 3 of my family members just texted me saying “wow you left the house :o”

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sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

browningtons:

*about to have sex*

wait

*turns anime figures away*

flatsound:

i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.

1129x:

"she got that code lyoko forehead brah"

Bro 1: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
Bro 2: why bro?
Bro 1: so our broship doesn't float away
Bro 2: bro..