i honestly love this more than anything in the world
i thought this was a joke but i googled it and it’s real
things to say during sex
- hey wanna hear my impression of you in about three seconds??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- well well well, someones looking desperate!
- man its been so long since ive inhabited a body!
- [slaps self] WOO [slaps self again] WOO! haha
- pain is hilarious!
- boy these arms are durable
Now I know wich was the forbidden fruit the bible talks about
do you see a difference because i sure as hell don’t
T.V.’s Arin Hanson, Arin Hanson, and Store Brand Arin Hanson
Arin Hanson in the middle, the actor to play him in the documentary of his life on the left, and the guy who plays him in the porno on the right
i drink GATORADE to replenish my ELECTROLYTES so that i have the STAMINA to talk shit about nerds on the INTERNET
"you dont look gay though"
SHIT did I forget my rainbow at home AGAIN
I have such great friends
Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.
If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.
|—||A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)|
i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real