weeeesnawww

fartgallery:

kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person

mad0tsuki:

the most common misconception boys have about me is that i care about what they have to say

sextpert:

you know when you really want to kiss someone and you can’t help but keep looking at their lips like those should be on mine

sheep-boy:

"guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr"

nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated”

"your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected" is straight up bullshit and you should be called out on it

nncnuggets:

my personality is based on what anime im watching

officialalltimelow:

alexgaskarthdoingthings:

So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg

This is my favourite post of all time.

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

solrac31337:

History repeats itself…

solrac31337:

History repeats itself…

bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN
ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queenyoung and sweetonly over teen

bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN

ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
only over teen

kirikonananan:

ME, THE MASTER DAD, FIGHTING A LESSER DAD FOR DOMINANCE IN THE WALKING DAD (DAD SIMULATOR 2014)

kirikonananan:

ME, THE MASTER DAD, FIGHTING A LESSER DAD FOR DOMINANCE IN THE WALKING DAD (DAD SIMULATOR 2014)